Today, for the first time this year I heard a stag bell in Lobau national park.
Well, I think I heard more than one, but that's beside the point. Point is, how would you feel if someone were to disturb you when you're displaying your mating ritual?
See? - I wouldn't like it either.
So I didn't try and locate the stag(s) but let them do as they please. Instead, I found this:
I'm sorry, no stag. A grasshopper will have to do.