I am appealing to all dog owners: could you please be so attentive and take care of your dog's droppings?
Well, it isn't as if there weren't more urgent problems in the world, like the crisis in Egypt, or nuclear waste wasting away in endangered habitats, or the bluefin tuna being endangered through being eaten raw by sushi afficionados; but it still would make the world a slightly better place if you'd take care of them droppings, wouldn't it?
And I'm saying this as this primitive shot of some ramsons:
all but ruined my running shoes: I stepped squarely into the droppings of what must have been a bear of a dog, and fresh they were too.
I've spent the best part of two hours trying to clean them best I could, and they're still smelly - but I can't throw them away just so, they're almost new, and cost me a hundred euros!
So please then, dog owners, could you kindly use the doggy bag? Thanks a ton!