Serpents actually are very secretive about their sex, so I don't even know if she's a she at all - she might be a he for all I know, but as she told me she has no internet access that's anyway not important, as she never will know.
Well then, the serpent (Zamenis longissimus) says that she was quite depressed about both quality of the game and result of the Serbian match; it is no consolation to her that Slovenia won (it is to me ;-), but that's football for you.
Oh, and yes, she told me that the turtle is not available, as she's in a very sour mood about the English performance yesterday.
(What? Oh yes, Germany. Yes, they're playing right now. Yes I know, four goals already. Yes and? You still can't expect me to support them, that'd be like Belgians supporting the Dutch at a World Championship - that's a no-go, it isn't possible, never could happen, ever. I hope that's understood now.)
