You know what that is? Travelling through Europe with a cheap rail ticket, your lodging place being the train and your douche the rain, meeting strange people from strange cultures with stranger customs and getting the feel of what it is like to really be away from home.
You did that?
Good for you. I wish I had.
Can't do that unfortunately, at my age. Not only is the ticket much more expensive for people over twenty-six; that's a nuisance but could be overcome. The most serious problem would be that I can't stand any more dirt accumulating on my body, for a whole month.
